Newt Gingrich may still be fighting to be the republican presidential nominee, but we all know he’s not really in the running anymore. That’s why it’s come as little shock that he’s trying to pick up just a few more fringe votes by name dropping Sarah Palin.

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Certainly, she’s one of the people I’d call on for advice.
newt really doesn't want the job.
COH please.
- 6 votes
T-800 Palin would be great on the ahhh ummmmmmmmm oh yeah Intelligence Committee/S
- 6 votes
There's got to be a spot for BS crazy bachmann somewhere in that administration too.
- 5 votes
I usually just lol but this time I am ROFLMAO. Desperate much? She cost more votes than she got last time around.
- 5 votes
Pandering to the Palin zombies will certainly get the win!
Palin is HUGE in South Carolina...er, right?
- 6 votes
I'd give her the job as head of the Russian Activities Agency and send her back home to keep an eye on them from her window.
- 5 votes
send her back home to keep an eye on them from her window.
Ditto I hope you would supply her a compass as well or would you put one of those signs that says Moscow -> this way otherwise she might watch Canada.
- 4 votes
Canada, Russia, who cares. As long as she doesn't leave her house.
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Well Ditto you could put a magnet on the compass and tell her Russia is within walking distance of her house during the winter and she would only need a sweater? Don't forget to let her know if she points her "fingers" at Polar Bears they will lay down and she can pet them safely.
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The funny part is, Gingrich could promise us Jesus Christ, Mahatma Ghandi, Winston Churchill, Dr. Jonas Salk, and the Dalai Lama and he still won't be President. Can you say the last act of a desperate man?
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Deepwater Don I thought he would have compared himself to MLK or Malcolm X but he lost the opportunity....I guess the Pope will be next.
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I should have thought of that! Guess he's saving that thunderbolt to lay on us when he gets to Florida. Plays better to the republikkkan/teapottier base down there.
- 2 votes
IN that case he might need to get the support of David Duke
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Yeah,to bad those outstanding examples of southern government George Wallace, Lester Maddox and Huey P. Long aren't still alive. But we do have Rick Perry, Rick Scott, Bobby Jindal, and the Pardoner-in Chief as todays examples.
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So, the ugly truth is revealed. Gingrich is every bit as senile as McCain.
Let's see, where would Palin be most entertaining?
- Her comedic talents would be wasted in the VP job. Not enough exposure.
- I think Secretary of State would be hilarious.
- Secretary of Defense would be pretty comical too.
- The treasury job would just confuse her too much. We wouldn't get enough comedy out of it.
- Newt probably has a new cabinet post in mind, Under Secretary of The Desk. That sounds right.
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